Suck-You, Plastic.

Agreed. Just stop polluting. It’s that simple. But what about those creepy straws? This one’s funny because the day when we’re forced to drink polluted water might be just around the corner. But so is the day when all those plastic straws, forks, cups and containers we’ve ‘thrown away’ rise from the dead like zombies, out to get us. Think about how long it takes you to drink a can of Coca-Cola. Probably less than 10 minutes. Now guess how long the straw will last…somewhere between 500-1000 years. So, put your drink down and let’s shake on it. Put an end to the pollute-a-thon! For inspiration, Plastiki: http://www.coolhunting.com/culture/plastiki.php. And if you just can’t get enough: http://bit.ly/bmsGWg.

Oh yeah.