Let’s Come Clean

Lacerations, concussions, tears, scrapes, bruises, broken bones. Racing across the rink at speeds of 20-30 miles an hour. Viciously whacking at the puck. Body-checking with brute force. Let me come clean. The advertising is more of a turn-on. So why don’t you turn off the game for the next 5 minutes, and I’ll introduce that clean-shaven face of yours to a different kind of spectator sport. Deal?