New and Improved: The Dumpster Diet!

Forget Atkins and South Beach. Stop struggling with the Low-Carb lifestyle. With our new and improved Dumpster Diet, you can finally have your life back. The rules are simple: eat anything you can find in any public trash can. Have all the soda you want. There will only be a few sips left anyway. Eat all the chips you want. There will only be a few left anyway. And we’re not done yet! Get an extra 5 cents when you deposit empty bottles and cans to local recycling centers when you join our program today!

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