Running late Monday morning?

Let me make your excuses for you:

1. A pipe broke in your bathroom and now you’re covered in sh*t. 2. Your roommate locked you out of the apartment after you accidentally slept with his ex-girlfriend. 3. You lost a bet playing darts with a crazy giant, and he locked your car up with his giant U-lock. Need more excuses? http://www.outdoor-inspiration.com/?p=1197