Still Casting!

Male/Female. Non-union. NOT fit. NOT young. NOT attractive. Seeking someone who will NOT light up the camera.  Must be able to compel even the BEST DRIVERS to close their eyes during the daylight, and shut off their headlights at night. Are you that SPECIAL SOMEONE?

Got a lot of hair? Casting STILL OPEN for Outdoor Inspiration’s face -and back- of Summer 2010: