OUTDOOR INSPIRATION

Schwepped Away!

Feli — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:27:51 +0000

We’ll admit it, this one turns us on -and we aren’t even wearing our beer goggles! (Maybe just a gin and tonic monocle).

Wanna be schwepped away too? Drop a coin in this fountain here: http://www.outdoor-inspiration.com/?p=1179

Honey, do I look fat?

Feli — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:13:20 +0000

Fat or not, I just want to pull your strings, tie you up and squeeze you tight.

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Bigger isn’t always better.

Feli — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:39:19 +0000

Maybe it’s our loyalty to 501s, but something about the style or size just doesn’t fit.

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All Fired Up!

Feli — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:21:13 +0000

Come on. Just because it’s Tuesday doesn’t mean you can’t heat things up. Head home for a quickie at lunch. Party all night so Wednesday feels like Monday. Or just light your fire with some extra-special spicy sauce on your food of choice. Leaving it up to you…

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The illusion of Beer:

Feli — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:17:33 +0000

Worse than bringing a woman home and finding out she’s a man.

Happy weekending. Burp.

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Excuse me, Sir…

Feli — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:52:12 +0000

-Is that your bag?

-Yes, I think so…but I could have sworn was my wife wearing brown shoes when we left the house.

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Why Work…

Feli — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 12:02:19 +0000

When you can have other people do it for you? Use the people, places and things around you, and you might finally have time to watch that special ‘movie’ you found on that special website just recently…Don’t worry, we won’t tell.

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Now Dasher! Now Donner! Now Blitzer! Now Prancer!

Feli — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 13:33:40 +0000

Or however that old poem ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas’ goes. The point is, Sweet Saint Nic finally ditched his reindeer, and is sporting a new ride! You better hope he forgets one of his sleek and speedy new deer your roof. Or preferably in your driveway. Either way you have four months to convince Old Nic what a good kid you’ve been this year. Good luck, and may the best man win!

And listen, if you’ve been naughty…but not that naughty, he might consider you for one of these: http://www.outdoor-inspiration.com/?p=1197.

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Tailgating or Tailgating

Feli — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 13:43:06 +0000

True! That kind of Tailgaiting isn’t worth it. We’d much rather be doing the other kind of tailgating. The bbq-ing, beer and male-bonding kind of tailgating. The kind of tailgating where thousands of sports fans fill up massive parking lots with testosterone and hot sauce. The tailgating where men get so drunk they throw up and pass out and before the game. Come to think of it, maybe we’ll just stay at home, we heard it’s supposed to rain: http://www.outdoor-inspiration.com/?p=343.

Happy Friday Outdoor Conspirators!

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If life is like a bowl of cherries…

Feli — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 14:17:10 +0000

Then Outdoor Inspiration is like a heavenly field of strawberries. A calorie-less field of fake paper strawberries, but a heavenly strawberry field nonetheless. And look at it this way, we won’t stain your shirt. But should you have stained your shirt on one of those silly cherries -yes, the ones for mere mortals- we know just how to clean you up: http://www.outdoor-inspiration.com/?p=799.

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