Male/Female. Non-union. NOT fit. NOT young. NOT attractive. Seeking someone who will NOT light up the camera. Must be able to compel even the BEST DRIVERS to close their eyes during the daylight, and shut off their headlights at night. ...Read More
Universal Studio's publicity stunt: huge footprints left in the sand on Santa Monica Beach, for the new King Kong 3-D attraction, which opens at the theme park this summer. As requested, a brief account of how we got Mr. ...Read More
The good folks over at EnGW asked us to give them a plug. So here it is. Click to enlarge photo. Read More
Either the world's best skydiver OR the worst! Maybe it's a plastic dummy stuck to a billboard. (But we like to think he's real) Read More
Click to enlarge photo... I picked up my free air guitar on the way into work today, and have been standing on my desk, riffing like a MoFo ever since. (But wait, that's what I do everyday!) Read More
Panasonic asked me to pose for this one, but when I sent them my headshot, they said my nose hair wasn't long enough. My girlfriend begs to differ. Click to enlarge photo. Read More
I suggested we get some of these for the OI office. You know, as a motivational tool. The women here weren't enthused. Click to enlarge photo. Read More
I showed this to my two dogs -one just looked at me as if to say, "who do you think your fooling ya big dope?" The other one ate the plastic sticker. Click to enlarge photo. Read More
I was like, riding this massive wave, with this like, epic wall of water about to come down on me, and... Calm down, dude. It's just a bus stop. We like it. Click to enlarge photo. Read More
I raise my glass to the creative mind behind this one. It would put a smile on my face if I found it stuck to the windshield of my car, on a cold winter morning. I'm smiling anyway. Click to enlarge ...Read More
