Darling, when I look into your highlights I see a bright and shimmery future. In the golden tones, I see our future successes. In the fire-y reds, I see our continued passion for one another. In your highlights, I see ...Read More
Deemed a complete failure by Pantene, this campaign did succeed in drastically lowering salt-intake among American men ages 25-40. With lower blood pressure on their low-sodium diet, these men lost their temper less throughout the day and lasted longer in ...Read More
You should've seen the elevators on the other side of the building. Same concept, only for hair removal. Hair removal for women named after a certain South American country that might rhyme with Brazil. Hey, where are you going? ...Read More
Panasonic asked me to pose for this one, but when I sent them my headshot, they said my nose hair wasn't long enough. My girlfriend begs to differ. Click to enlarge photo. Read More
